Twitter’s nonprofit community revived the conversation about nonprofit pickup lines this week, and the tweets have been hilarious.
For those of you who follow Vu Lee’s blog, you may recall the post he did a couple of years ago that started it all: “10 Rules for Dating in the Nonprofit Sector.” He asked his audience to make #nonprofitpickuplines a thing on Twitter, and they did just that.
Here are some of our favorites from this week:
“If my love for you were a donation it’d be 100% unrestricted baby.” #nonprofitpickuplines
— Mandi Lindner (@MandiMLindner) February 13, 2017
I know we just met, but I’d really like you to stick around. Will you sign this volunteer statement of commitment? #nonprofitpickuplines
— Liza J Dyer, CVA 🐳 (@lizaface) February 14, 2017
You warm my heart…which is good, because we had to turn the office heat down this month to stay on budget. 🙌#nonprofitpickuplines
— Ben Richgruber (@StateTheatreGuy) February 14, 2017
We can assemble all these board books in the morning… wanna go @dosomething with me tonight? #nonprofitpickuplines
— Nicole Neroulias (@BeliefBeat) February 14, 2017
Are you a grant with unrestricted funding? Because you are everything I’ve been looking for #NonProfitPickUpLines
— Meghan (@Mjohns19) February 14, 2017
Why don’t we head back to my place and work on our best practices… #nonprofitpickuplines
— Tim (@tbart19) February 14, 2017
“You’re hotter than our most recent dashboard metrics.” #nonprofitpickuplines
— Joey Powell (@Joey_Powell) February 14, 2017
Is that a strategic plan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? #nonprofitpickuplines
— Denisa Casement CFRE (@DenisaCasement) February 14, 2017