Mean Accounting Tweets

Have you ever watched Jimmy Kimmel’s “Mean Tweets” segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live? If you’re unfamiliar, celebrities read aloud some of the meanest tweets on the internet—about themselves.

In a similar spirit, we decided to scour Twitter ourselves to see the horrible things people are saying about accounting. You’d be surprised how many have a bone to pick with our favorite thing in the world. Here are a few of the tweets we found:

this is the daily i hate accounting tweet

— jaestin bumber (@jaesusbum) November 17, 2016

I hate accounting as much as I hate people who put a slice of tomato on their hamburgers

— Eric Ahn (@ericahn130) November 15, 2016

Accounting Anthem:
I hate that I love you
Don’t want to but I can’t put nobody else above you
I hate you, I love you,
I hate that I want you

— Jheska 🌐 (@JheskaJoyce) November 14, 2016

Things I have learned through my new job: Accounting is hell. Reconciling sucks. Taxes are pure evil.

— Kelsey Aistrop (@kelseyknowsknot) November 17, 2016

straight line depreciation? more like straight line DEPRESSION am i right? haha accounting SUCKS

— katie (t)ruth (@katiexruth) November 14, 2016

I haven’t tweeted about how much I hate accounting in awhile so I thought I’d update you all with this reminder. Still hate accounting.

— Bayley Palmer (@_BayleyPalmer) November 26, 2016

I hate accounting so much that I’d marry a serial killer before I marry an accountant.

— CHRISTELLE GALLAGHER (@christelleSTM) November 22, 2016

You all don’t understand how much I hate accounting. I hate it with a passion of a million suns.😭😭😭

— jennifer❁ (@jennifer_1557) November 21, 2016

Dear accounting
i hate you with every cell i have…
Your sincerly
…………………….

— Freak de DJ (@Mpho_Sibeko_) November 21, 2016

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate accounting? If not, I despise it.

— DaigoYuletideKnow (@DaigoUKnow) November 20, 2016

i hate accounting. i hate it. i’ve said this hundreds if not thousands of times over the years but i absolutely abhor accounting.

— Scoobert Doobert (@lilbecsss) November 17, 2016

Accounting life sucks! I want to grab a butter knife and grind at my wrist slowly everytime I have to prep for an audit. FML! 😡🔪

— Sherry Aguero (@conf_curvy_me) August 30, 2016